Istilah istilah umum dalam dunia maya

Beberapa Istilah Singkatan yang Umum digunakan dalam Komunitas Maya

AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
ADN = Any Day Now
AFAIC = As Far As I’m Concerned.
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFAIR = As Far As I Remember
AFJ = April Fool's Joke
AFK = Away From the Keyboard
AISI = As I See It.
ANFAWFOS = And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor.
ANFSCD = And Now For Something Completely Different …

AS = Another Subject.
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
ATSL = Along The Same Line.
AWC = After While, Crocodile
AWGTHTGTATA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again?.
AWGTHTGTWTA? = Are We Going To Have To Go Through With This Again?

AYOR = At Your Own Risk.
B4N = Bye For Now
BAK = Back At Keyboard
BBFN = Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit.
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few (minutes)
BBL = Be Back Later

BBR = Burnt Beyond Repair.
BCNU = Be seein' you
BEG = Big Evil Grin.
BF = Boy Friend.
BFN = Bye For Now.
BION = Believe it or not.
BOT = Back On Topic.
BRB = Be Right Back
BRS = Big Red Switch.
BTA = But Then Again
BTAIM = Be That As It May.
BTHOM = Beats The Hell Outta Me.
BTOBD = Be There Or Be Dead.

BTW = By The Way
BWL = Bursting With Laughter.
BWQ = Buzz Word Quotient.
BYE? = "Are you ready to say goodbye?" If so, the other person replies "BYE"

BYKT = But You Knew That
BYOB = Bring Your Own Bottle
BYOM = Bring Your Own Mac
C&G = Chuckle and Grin.
CADET = Can’t Add, Doesn’t Even Try.
CID = Crying In Disgrace.
CMIIW = Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CO = 1. Conference. 2. Company.
CSG = Chuckle, Snicker, Grin.
CU = See You
CU2 = See You, Too.
CUL = See you later
CUL8R = See You Later
CULA = See You Later, Alligator
CWYL = Chat With You Later.
CYA = 1. See Ya. 2. Cover Your Ass.
CYAL8R = See You All Later.
DIIK = Damned If I Know.
DIKU? = Do I Know You?

DIY = Do It Yourself .
DK = Don't Know
DLTBBB = Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite.
dotgov = A government official (from the .gov ending of government domain names).

DTRT = Do The Right Thing
DWIMC = Do What I Mean, Correctly.
DWIMNWIS = Do What I Mean, Not What I Say.
ESAD = Eat Sh** And Die
ETLA = Extended Three Letter Acronym.
F2F = Face To Face
FCFS = First Come, First Served
FISH = First In, Still Here.

FITB = Fill In The Blank
FOAD = F*** off and die
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FS = For Sale
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet.
FTF = Face to Face.

FTL = Faster Than Light.
FUBAR = Fouled Up Beyond All Repair
FUBB = Fouled Up Beyond Belief.
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FURTB = Full Up Ready To Burst - describing hard drive.

FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYI = For Your Information
GA = Go Ahead
GAL = Get A Life
GD&R = Grinning, Ducking and Running
GD&RF = Grinning, Ducking, and Running Fast.
GD&WVVF = Grinning, Ducking, and Walking Very, Very Fast
GDW = Grin, Duck and Weave.
GF = Girl Friend.
GFN = Gone For Now.
GFR = Grim File Reaper.
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GLGH = Good Luck and Good Hunting.
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GOWI = Get On With It.
GTSY = Great To See You.
H&K = Hugs and Kisses.
HAK = Hugs And Kisses.
HHIS = Hanging Head In Shame.
HHO 1/2 K = Ha, Ha, Only Half Kidding.
HHOJ = Ha Ha Only Joking
HHOK = Ha Ha Only Kidding
HHOS = Ha Ha Only Serious
HHTYAY = Happy Holidays to You and Yours.
HOYEW = Hanging On Your Every Word
HSIK = How Should I Know.
HTH = Hope That Helps!
IAAA = I Am An Accountant.
IAAL = I Am A Lawyer.
IAE = In Any Event.

IANAA = I Am Not An Accountant.
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer (but ) A disclaimer which is usually followed by a legal opinion
IAW = In Accordance With
IBTD = I Beg To Differ.
IC = I See
IIABDFI = If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It.
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
IIWM = If It Were Me . . . (or) If It Were Mine . . . .
IJWTK = I Just Want To Know
IJWTS = I Just Want To Say
IKWUM = I Know What You Mean
IMA = I Might Add
IMAO = In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion

IME = In My Experience

IMHO = In My Humble Opinion

IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion

IMO = In My Opinion


IMPOV = In My Point Of View.

INPO = In No Particular Order

IOW = In Other Words

IRL = 1. In Real Life (chat). 2. Industrial Robot Language. A high-level language used for the programming of industrial robots.
ISS = I'm So Sure
ISSYGTI = I'm So Sure You Get The Idea!

ISWIM = If (you) See What I Mean

ITFA = In The Final Analysis.
ITSFWI = If The Shoe Fits, Wear It.
IWALU = I Will Always Love You.
IWBNI = It Would Be Nice If
IYFEG = Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group (for ethnic jokes)
IYSWIM = If You See What I Mean
JAM = Just A Minute
JAS = Just A Second.
JIC = Just In Case
JMO = Just My Opinion.
JSNM = Just Stark Naked Magic.
JTLYK = Just To Let You Know .
k = Okay
KHYF = Know How You Feel.
KIBO = Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
KISS = Keep It Simple, Stupid.
KIT = Keep In Touch.
KMA = Kiss My Ass.
KWIM = Know What I Mean?
KYFC = Keep Your Fingers Crossed
L = Laugh
L8R = Later
LABATYD or LAB&TYD = Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die.
LJBF = Let's Just Be Friends
LLTA = Lots and Lots of Thunderous (or Thundering) Applause.
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off.
LMHO = Laughing My Head Off .
LOL = Laughing Out Loud
LSHMBA = Laughing So Hard My Belly Aches
LSHMBH = Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts.
LTHTT = Laughing Too Hard To Type
LTNS = Long Time No See
LTNT = Long Time, No Type.
LTS = Laughing to Self.
LUWAMH = Love You With All My Heart.

LY = Love You.
MLA = Multiple Letter Acronym.
MOF = Matter Of Fact.
MOTAS = Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD = Message of the day
MOTOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTSS = Member Of The Same Sex
MTF = more to follow

MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You.
MYOB = 1. Mind Your Own Business (chat). 2. A small business accounting package from Best!Ware.
NAVY = Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
NBD = No Big Deal.
NFW = No Friggin’ Way!.
NHOH = Never Heard Of Him/Her
NIH = Not Invented Here.
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard.
NINO = 1. Nothing In, Nothing Out. 2. No Input, No Output.

NOYB = None Of Your Business.
NP = No Problem.
NQA = No Questions Asked.
NTIM = Not That It Matters.
NTIMM = Not That It Matters Much.
NTW = Not To Worry.
NTYMI = Now That You Mention It.
O = Over (completion of communication)
OATUS = On A Totally Unrelated Subject.
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject.
OBO = Or Best Offer
OBTW = Oh, By The Way
OIC = Oh, I See
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again.
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again.
OO = Over and Out (end of communication)
OOTC = Obligatory On-Topic Comment.
OTF = On the Floor (laughing)
OTFL = On the Floor Laughing

OTL = Out To Lunch.
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTOOH = On The Other Other Hand.
OTT = Over The Top; too much
OTTH = On The Third Hand.

OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head.

OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect.
PABG = Packing a Big Gun.
PDS = Please Don’t Shout. (Shouting in chat mode is typing all
in capital letters, which is considered rude.) Example: PLEASE DON’T
SHOUT.

PLOKTA = Press Lots Of Keys To Abort.
PMBI = Pardon My Butting In.
PMF = 1. Pardon My French. 2. Pure Freaking Magic.
PMFBI = Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In

PMIGBOM = Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth.
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
PNCAH = Please, No Cursing Allowed Here
POSSLQ = Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters.
ppl = People
PTMM = Please Tell Me More
R U THERE? = Are you there?
RAEBNC = Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment.
re = 1 Hello again; regreet 2 In regard to
rehi = Hi again

RHIP = Rank Has Its Privileges.
RL = Real Life (an abbreviation used in MUDs and chat)
RLCO = Real Life Conference.
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing.
ROFLASTC = Rolling On Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat.
ROFLGO = Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out.
ROFLMAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off.
ROTF = Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLAHMS = Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides.

ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
RRQ = Return Receipt Request.
RSN = Real Soon Now
RSVP = Respondez S’il Vous Plait French for “please reply”; a notation often found on invitations
RTBM = Read The Bloody Manual

RTFAQ = Read The Frequently Asked Questions
RTFF = Read The Freaking FAQ.
RTFM = Read The F******* Manual A gentle suggestion to users who ask questions they could have answered themselves with a little research
RTM = Read The Manual

RTSM = Read The Silly Manual.
RTWFQ = Read The Whole Friggin’ Question.
RYFM = Read Your Friendly Manual
RYS = Read Your Screen.

S = Smile
SAPFU = Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups.
SCNR = Sorry, Could Not Resist.
SEC = Wait a second
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear.

SFLA = Stupid Four Letter Acronym.
SICS = Sitting In Chair Snickering.
SLM = See Last Mail.
SMOP = Small Matter of Programming.
SNAFU = Situation Normal: All Fouled Up

SO = Significant Other
SOL = SH** Out Of Luck
SOS = 1. Same Old Stuff. 2. Help!.
SOW = Speaking Of Which.

SUFID = Screwing Up Face In Disgust.
SWIM = See What I Mean?
SWL = Screaming With Laughter.
SYS = See You Soon.

TAF = That’s All, Folks!.
TAFN = That's All For Now
TANJ = There Ain’t No Justice
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU = Things Are Really Fouled Up.

TBYB = Try Before You Buy.
TDM = Too Darn Many.
TFS = Three Finger Salute (Ctl-Alt-Del).
TFTHAOT = Thanx For The Help Ahead Of Time.
TFTT = Thanks For The Thought.

TGAL = Think Globally, Act Locally.
THX = Thanks
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TINWIS = That Is Not What I Said.
TNSTAAFL = There’s No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.
TNTL = Trying Not To Laugh
TNX = Thanks
TNXE6 = Thanks A Million ("E6" means 10 to the 6th power = a million)
TOBAL = There Oughta Be A Law.

TOBG = This Oughta Be Good.

TOY = Thinking Of You.
TPTB = The Powers That Be

TRDMC = Tears Running Down My Cheeks.
TSR = Totally Stupid Rules.
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TTKSF = Trying To Keep a Straight Face
TTUL = Talk To You Later.

TTYAWFN = Talk To You A While From Now.
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TTYT = Talk To You Tomorrow.
TYCLO = Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off (Quit Shouting).

TYVM = Thank You Very Much
UOK = Are You OK?
WAEF = When All Else Fails.
WB = Welcome Back

WDYMBT = What Do You Mean By That?.
WDYT = What Do You Think?
WIBAMU = Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle.
WIBNI = Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WMMOWS = Wash My Mouth Out With Soap.
WNOHGB = Where No One Has Gone Before.
WOA = Work Of Art.
WOTAM = Waste Of Time And Money.
WRT = With Regard To, or With Respect To
WT = Without Thinking.
WTB = Want To Buy
WTF = What The F***?
WTG = Way To Go!
WTGP = Want To Go Private?
WTH = What the hell?
WTTM = Without Thinking Too Much.
WYGISWYPF = What You Get Is What You Pay For
XOXOXO = Kisses and hugs
YABA = Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YAOTM = Yet Another Off-Topic Message.
YAUN = Yet Another Unix Nerd
YGLT = You’re Gonna Love This ….
YGTI = You Get The Idea?

YGWYPF = You Get What You Pay For
YIU = Yes, I Understand
YIWGP = Yes, I Will Go Private
YKYARW = You Know You’re A Redneck When . . ..
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary (or your experience could be different)

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In the end....

It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time

All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away

It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but didn't even know
Or wasted it all just to “watch you go”

I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how

I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised

It got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me “in the end”

You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know

I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this
There's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

[LP]

Hanya sekedar kata (part-2)

Entah apa yang ada dalam fikiranmu saat ini, aku bisa merasakan tapi sungguh gak bisa aku ungkapkan..
hanya perasaan suka aku mulai sedikit berkata bahwa aku peduli atas semua yang terjadi..

Merasa baik bagimu akan lebih baik walaupun mungkin akhirnya akan gak baik bagiku….
Mungkin inilah cinta tapi hati seakan berkata lain, ini bukanlah cinta hanya sekedar perasaan suka atas perasaan yang ada dan kunikmati itu…
terdengar rumit memang kalau sudah berbicara tentang hati…

Sudahlah… gak akan kubahas panjang lebar kali tinggi semua rasa ini… :D

Aku gak mau berharap banyak, karena kutahu kaupun berfikir begitu..
Siapa aku??! Aku bukanlah siapa siapa..

Aku sudah tahu dan kaupun tahu, namun gak ada jawaban yang pasti akan semua pertanyaan…
Waktu kan terus berputar, perasaan itu akan terus datang dan pergi gak mungkin bisa menghindar..

Kenapa baru sekarang semua rasa itu datang,
hmm… lagi lagi kenapa ku harus menyalahkan waktu dan keadaan.. (astaghfirullahaladzim…. –red)

Hanya sekedar kata

Kata apa yang tepat untuk menggambarkan perasaan yang tengah ada saat ini.
begitu mudah sang penyair melukiskan perasaan dengan kata2 indah… entah dengan cara bagaimana mereka bisa melakukannya.. apakah dengan berkhayal, bermimpi atau apalah aku gak akan terlalu serius memikirkannya……….
ketahuilah aku memang bukanlah siapa2, bukanlah orang besar seperti yang kau kira..
aku hanya orang kecil yang terjebak diantara orang2 besar..
tapi aku bersyukur akan hal itu..
Detik demi detik seakan gak dihiraukan, ingin teriak….. percuma gak kan ada gunanya…
Biarkan ku berfikir sejenak, memejamkan mata, tenangkan hati dan merasakan segala sesuatunya dengan baik, ga tau apa maksud dari semua ungkapan ini… sekedar iseng atau hanya sekedar ingin menunjukkan kepada semua orang bahwa aku bisa…!? Ah.. entahlah mungkin saat ini kubiarkan saja semua berjalan semestinya.
Akan tiba saatnya insya Allah aku percaya cahaya itu pasti ada, cahaya ketenangan, kedamaian , kesejukan yang menghangatkan. Begitu banyak waktu terbuang, begitu banyak kesempatan dan harapan namun kenapa keraguan ini masih saja hinggap di otakku..
Rasa senang, gelisah, bahagia, sedih, marah, ceria hanyalah sebuah permainan rasa yang kan datang silih berganti.. inilah hidup, gak ada yang perlu disesali.. saat ini detik ini adalah kehidupan nyata yang pasti…
hari kemarin dan hari esok hanyalah permainan fikiran yang rumit..
“Setiap orang memiliki pemikiran yang berbeda, hargailah mereka seperti mereka menghargai fikiranmu”, begitulah kata yang kadang selalu terdengar ditelinga..
gak ada yang salah dan gak ada yang perlu dipersalahkan, buka hati dan fikiran, rasakan keheningan, dan nikmati segala keindahan yang ada saat ini.
Ketidakpastian yang ada selalu menjadi hal yang mengesalkan, hati yang berkecamuk merasakan kegelisahan yang teramat sangat kadang membuat jiwa ini merasa terombang ambing ga tentu arah dan tujuan.. hati keras yang tak mampu di bujuk oleh kebenaran sungguh pasti kan terasa meresahkan..
Kupejamkan kembali sejenak mataku, kembali merasakan keheningan… terdiam dan terpaku menerawang segala pemikiran yang hampir terbuang..
Perlahan cahaya itu hadir, hangat sekali rasanya walaupun kecil… kian hari cahaya itu kian membesar namun seketika kembali meredup dan tiba2 hilang tertiup angin….
Hmm… mencoba untuk tidak menyalahkan waktu dan keadaan, cahaya diciptakan memang gak kan selamaya bersinar
Setiap janji yang terucap, setiap harapan positif yang terfikirkan, setiap tindakan yang dilakuan dan setiap impian yang kadang tidak sesuai dengan harapan semoga menjadi motivasi tuk bisa menjadi lebih baik.
Banyak janji2 manis yang seringkali kutemui bahkan aku lontarkan. Pada awalnya janji tersebut membuatku, kita atau orang lain termotivasi. Namun, ketika janji tersebut tidak terealisasi ataupun terlupakan maka motivasi yang telah ada biasanya menjadi rapuh dalam sekejap.
Hal seperti ini semoga menjadi inspirasi dalam mengantisipasi segala kemungkinan.
Waktu terus berlalu, semoga hari ini gak menjadi sia sia… setidaknya aku masih bisa menghasilkan sesuatu walaupun itu mungkin terlihat kecil dimata orang lain tapi tidak bagiku..
Biarkan saja orang lai menjalani hidup apa adanya, yang penting anda tidak.
Biarkan saja orang lain memperdebatkan hal2 yang sepele yang penting anda tidak.
Biarkan saja orang lain menangisi luka yang kecil, yang penting anda tidak dan biarkan saja orang lain mempertaruhkan masa depannya ditangan orang lain, yang penting anda tidak…………… (Jim Rohn)

Hari kian petang, kusudahi saja tulisan ini…. hmm
Bukan apa2 hanya sekedar ungkapan rasa.. jangan dibaca kalo gak suka… eh tapi sudah terlanjur dibaca ya.. hehe gpp.

-Just keep your fingers crossed!!